I feel like I’m at a point in my life where I know I need to advance the main quest, but instead I faff about doing side quests because the main quest is intimidating and I don’t feel like I’ve leveled up enough to be able to handle it.
You know what Avengers 2 could use?
A rousing gym training session with Cap teaching the team how to fight properly and everyone is shirtless or in sports bras and it gets sweaty.
Forget the Ultron aspect.
Just make the movie two hours of that.
steve would look great in a sports bra so i concur
if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD
there are characters you love, and then there are characters you would perform demonic blood rituals for if it would somehow make them real
so when i was getting my second tattoo my artist was talking to the other artist about how he went to a strip club but didn’t get a lap dance b/c a dancer came over and was all “what do you like, big boy?” and he panicked and replied with “i quite like kittens” and now i never want anyone else but him to stab needles in my body